 SJ | Posted: 9 February 2010, 1:51 AM
There once was a younger man named Brent
I say once because off he went
To go playing on remote la-kes
And up mountains and drink sake
I don't think anyone misses his terrible scent
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| SJ | Posted: 9 February 2010, 1:55 AM
In Scotland lives Neil the mountain goat
There's rumours he inhabits a castle with a moat
A glorious man,
He has many a fan
The song "Are you old enough" he actually wrote
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| SJ | Posted: 9 February 2010, 1:57 AM
Now comes the sorry story of Simon
He certainly now resembles the nursery story Pieman
What a pity, a waste
It leaves a bad taste
In my mouth to think of his poor thighs man!
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| SJ | Posted: 9 February 2010, 1:59 AM
Gregory Flynn was a boy that never did grow
Well in height that is, he's actually got quite a glourious mo
Gigantism is serious
Symptoms can be delirous
Wedding night soon, then his seed he can sow!
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| SJ | Posted: 9 February 2010, 2:04 AM
There exists out there a warrior named Rob C
A betting man, he always put in his two bob, you see
Now he's returned to the top
To show the first time wasn't a flop
But Rob don't make it more than two stints, we plea!
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| HeadHoncho | Posted: 9 February 2010, 8:41 AM
It is good to see time in English class
In SJ's case was not a farce
His prose is full of wit
But some will think its shit
from someone who talks out of their arse
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